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Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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When you eat the thing and it tastes like how the fridge smells


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my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

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if i don’t talk to myself who will

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do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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