Kelsey, 16, New York, Bands and Law and Order

ironmanarlert:

u can run

u can hide

but u can’t change the fact that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doo

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

  • wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
    person:
  • i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
    me:

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

  • help wanted
    store:
  • *applies for job*
    me:
  • no not you
    store:

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED